So, it's PStump's birthday and I guess he's 25 now which is crazy. But he's absolutely adorable and will be no matter what age he is.

He's in the latest Cobra Cam episode where they lock him in the bathroom that Vicky T is showering in. Remember when everybody was so sure they were doing it at HCT?

Anyways, not the point.


He has a purple trumpet! That owns me right there.


He's so adorable one of his buttons are undone.


NOMNOM.


"These can't possibly be your pants; These are guys."


JFC.


ngyuh.


I am dead.


Patrick overload.


I'm pretty sure if I ever saw, let alone met, this man I would die.


Who doesn't love shiny AA jackets?








I have this weird thing for when guys go to hit their pedals and shit. Idek.


His fucking body. guh.




OMG THERE'S THREE OF HIM - I need to catch me one.




!!!








ASS OF STUMP






he's hot when he screams. just saying.


BABY WITH PATRICK STUMP = BEST THING EVER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD






PANDAMONIUM



Okay. I need to go to bed so no more. I could go on forever about how much awesome Patrick is but unfortunately I cannot.

I was listening to "Homesick At Spacecamp" and everytime I hear that song I always think of Patrick dancing on the stripper pole. Nomnomnom. Haha.

ETA: Haha, the timestamp on this entry is super wrong. It's actually like, 1:30am. I started it at 11pm but noticed that my photobucket was super messy so I had to fix that before I could do anything else. I am weird. :/